[Eug-lug] Armament needed - OT

[Alan]

I've been press ganged into service next weekend for a battle on Fern Ditch.

Therefore, I'm dire need of some 2 1/2 inch ID pipe for the construction
of my  offensive weapons. Specifically, I plan to hurl tennis balls at
high velocity towards my opponents.

So, if you happen to have a supply of 2 1/2 ID pipe, or just happen to
have a tennis ball cannon lying about your armory, I'd appreciate it you'd
let me know soonest.

All other ideas on how to transport a tennis ball at great speed from Ship
A into Ship B also accepted.

-ajb